you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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