Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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