Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
you will always have a special place in my vag
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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