Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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