Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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