I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
