so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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