When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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