There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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