Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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