you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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