I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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