Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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