all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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