So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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