Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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