Non-Jews are for practice
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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