For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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