well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Are we still banned from the library?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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