I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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