why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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