She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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