She's JV to your varsity
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
MIDGETS
????
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Help me help you realize you are a moron
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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