The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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