I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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