I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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