so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
