I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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