where does the pee come out of this thing
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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