I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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