I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He did a backflip because drugs
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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