So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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