haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Life is so much better after having sex.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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