Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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