love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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