so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Every concussion has its silver lining
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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