Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I need to sanitize my soul.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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