When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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