Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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