She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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