Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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