Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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