what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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