I got chris browned last night
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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