I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Randomize
