brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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