Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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