this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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