so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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