i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Randomize