Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I had to cum in my sink.
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