How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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