I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Someone signed my nipple.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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