Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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